Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm passing your future prison.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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