is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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