I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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