you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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