If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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