Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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