pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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