The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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