this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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