It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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