Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Is it because I queefed?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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