Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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