What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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