Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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