Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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