I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize