woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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