I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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