This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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