think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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