idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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