You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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