He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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