if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
