Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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