kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
