Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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