I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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