I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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