with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
