yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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