So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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