I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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