Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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