You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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