She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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