"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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