Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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