redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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