You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize