Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
