Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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