we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
you never un-have a 4some
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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