I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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