I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Porn is love you can see.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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