Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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