The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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