I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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