In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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