Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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