This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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