Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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