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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.

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(815): View more from Illinois

come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

you will always have a special place in my vag

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

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thats actually pretty good logic

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS

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(928): View more from Arizona

Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.

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