the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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