i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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