But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Green mimosas i think yes
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Success! We fucked roommates!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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