My brain says no but my pants say off.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
