How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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